Streetwalker

So the other day I was driving home from the grocery store when I noticed a lady standing on the streetcorner wearing almost no clothes. I had to do a double-take because I was so shocked at what she was (wasn't) wearing...we're in cold Flagstaff for goodness sake! As I got closer to her at the red light I saw that she was in tiny running shorts, so I thought, "Oh, ok. At least she's a jogger." Finally the light turned green. As I was making my left turn, I took one last look (I guess I was fascinated or something). I could not believe my eyes. This lady that I thought was a streetwalker was actually a MAN!