I want you to know that even though your glory days were long gone by the time you became mine, you were still a good car. Even though your radio wouldn't let me know what station I was on, it always kept me guessing. Although your seat recliner stopped working, it always kept my passengers at peak posture. It didn't matter that your seat belts in the back seat didn't work, no one wanted to ride in my car anyway. Remember that one summer I spent all my waitressing earnings on keeping you alive? Good times. Sorry about the 4 accidents I put you through, I wasn't the expert driver I am now. Sorry for that one that took place out in the desert. I would have felt especially bad if you had gone off that cliff. Lucky for you we ended up in that ditch instead. Sorry for stalling at intersections on a weekly basis. I know that made you feel like an idiot. The thing I'm most sorry for though, dear Infiniti, is that after I said farewell to you this afternoon and sold you for parts, I only made $150. But this time I'm not so sorry for you, I'm sorry for me.
Your driver,
All is on
5 comments:
that is sad. almost as sad as giving the pontiac up. but not quite. are you getting a new one? I didn't know your car was a gonner. guess that means i'm back to stalking you every week so i will know every little part of your life. because i am selena and that is what i do. so i need to stop slacking and start stalking....
I'm laughing! $150.00. That is not very much for all the memories you have had with the dear old thing. Oh well, all things must pass-even and especially cars!
Its like the end of an era! I love when you said that thing about no one ever wanting to ride in your car...so sad! But again, now that I think of it, i don't think i was in that car more than a couple times, if that! Goodbye Infiniti, hello 150$ KA CHING! Don't spend it all in one place!
Will you be buying a new car? I remember when I had to say goodbye to my first car- a Saturn - it had 200K miles on it - mostly by me. AND it was white!
You are too funny! At least you got some money out of it... :)
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